Friday, November 03, 2006
EXCELLENT LETTER!!
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Just a short story today!
and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Whooosh! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts in to a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink "! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!! The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right ... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says...
(wait for it)
(it's coming)
(Ya ready?)
(Don't hate me)
(take a deep breath)
"He should have quit while he was a head!"
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
"You study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Monday, October 30, 2006
RED AUERBACH
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Bush Signs U.S.- Mexico Border Fence Bill
Poll shows more than 1 in 3 Americans believe houses can be haunted:
Regals can wrap up playoff berth with win at Pekin tonight:
Monday, October 23, 2006
Woman Dragged By Motorcycle is 4th Death at Florida Biker Festival
Couple, two children were beaten, stabbed in random killing:
Curse protected 4,200 year old graves of royal dentists:
Woman in Washington state comes forward with information about him:
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
North Korea Calls U.N. Sanctions 'Declaration of War'
Monday, October 09, 2006
Bolton Warns North Korea an Attack on Region Allies is an Attack on U.S.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Attorney: Foley Was Molested as a Teen by a Clergyman
Friday, September 29, 2006
# 1 OHIO ST VS. # 13 IOWA
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Our View - Public funds shouldn't go to Muslim youth camp
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Teens’ T-shirts make educators squirm
Suggestive messages challenge dress codes:
This is a simple one, everybody wears a uniform, period.
Problem solved.
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Mars rover nears telltale crater
Opportunity will visit revealing geological formation:
WHEW! I thought we'd never get there!
Seriously, this is pretty cool stuff.
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Was Mona Lisa pregnant when she posed?
Laser scanning reveals veil typical of soon-to-be or new mothers :
Oh good lord, can we find something a little more constructive to do with our time people?
First of all, who gives a rats butt? Secondly, who gets paid to do this *hit? Where do I sign up for the job, " Determiner of paintings of ladies from abaziilion years ago were preggers"
Here's my application!
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Okay, on that note I gotta run...TTFN!
D C
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Monday, September 25, 2006
Former President Bill Clinton Defends Handling of Usama bin Laden in Combative FNC Interview
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Charges Expected in Missouri Baby Abduction Case
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Rosie O'Donnell
Love your enemies;
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Dixie Chicks Lead Singer Natalie Maines Blasts Bush Again in New Documentary
If the people of Israel would today put down their weapons, there would be a collapse of Israel.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
THE MARINE
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Steve Irwin, Australia's 'Crocodile Hunter,' Dead at Age 44
Assistant Petero allegedly rushed field after his child received late hit:
Thursday, August 31, 2006
VACATION
Monday, August 28, 2006
Investigators Probe Why Comair Flight 5191 Used Short Runway
U.N. chief says Israel must lift blockade of Lebanon:
Monday, August 21, 2006
Chicken Little and George Bush
my response follows below
"Terrorism" is Chicken Little's (and George W.'s) cry, but guerrilla warfare and even acts of terror have their roots in injustice. Iraq is occupied, Lebanon is occupied, and so is Palestine. Military force will continue to fail until the injustices are addressed and rectified.
The United States will continue to be mistrusted in the Middle East until its foreign policy embraces justice for the Palestinians. Israel will continue to be unsafe until it chooses to live in peace with justice with its Palestinian neighbors. And young American men will continue to be recruited (and subsequently die) for a foreign policy that considers the rights and safety of some people more precious than the rights and safety of others.
Friday, August 18, 2006
California Candy Makers See Virgin Mary in Chocolate Drippings
He should commit suicide, hospital director reported as saying:
Monday, August 14, 2006
THE GRILL INCIDENT
We bought a new grill on Saturday, one of those nice new big things, was on sale for 170.00...normally like 320.00....good deal......get it home, heavier than hell, get it up on the deck......(thank god it was already assembled) trying to figure out how to connect the gas line to the propane tank........DEE DEE DEE turns out it's a friggin' NATURAL GAS LINE grill...not a propane powered one. No way to know that until you opened the manual AFTER getting it home.
So on top of that, upon further investigation I find a little "pick up later" slip inside the grill......that has somebody's number on it that had returned the grill previously.......so I call them up, and the SAME THING HAPPENED TO THEM, THAT'S WHY THEY RETURNED IT!
At this point, I'm ready to have pigs fly out of my *ss. So, I take it back to Lowes, and I am just going off on the manager, why don't you have some sort of a sign on this yadda yada yadda..........he was willing to give money back of course, but that wasn't the point at all, I said we needed a grill, and I want a propane powered one for 170.00 dollars! Well, he wasn't real sympathetic......UNTIL, get this........the returns lady standing there says, "You know, this is like the fourth grill I've had returned because of this same reason."
Upon hearing this the manager says, "Are you kidding me?"
He then turns to me and says,"Go pick yourself out a nice PROPANE powered grill......I don't care wich one, and we'll only charge you the original 170.00." heh heh
So, I picked me out a porcelain grate grill, with 4 burners and a side burner thingy...and all the bells and whistles, all for being a dumb*ss.
Although I was apparently the only one with enough cohonees to raise a stink about it......maybe I'm not such a dumb*ss after all.
hee hee.
Friday, August 11, 2006
British Officials Identify 19 Suspects in Mid-Air Terror Attack Plot
Israel is digging a huge hole for itself, and we are in danger of falling in with them. When you live in a neighborhood with no friends, it is bad policy to start fights, even if you have big brother America on your side. Look at the demographics of the region and tell me how Israel, with its policy of "no mercy" to anyone who threatens or attacks them, plans to exit 50 years from now when the U.S. will have so many of its own problems that it will no longer be able to help. And since the Israeli army shows no more mercy than the German army showed the Jews in Europe, we may see history repeated.
We may be in big trouble ourselves because we are letting Israel lead us by the nose. We arm them to the teeth and yet they ignore us when we say please stop your aggression.
Remember, in the Arab world, a friend of my enemy is my enemy. We do not need Israel's enemies attacking us. If we don't start looking out for our own interests by balancing the legitimate rights of both Israel and the Arabs, we will reap the whirlwind. And, since we are spending most of our resources to fight terrorism overseas, we may not have much protection here at home when they come after us.
I have little hope for real change soon because the Bush presidency is a total disaster; and half the people in this country don't know or care, they still think Iraq had WMDs in 2003.
