Wednesday, November 08, 2006
ELECTION
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Friday, November 03, 2006
EXCELLENT LETTER!!
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Just a short story today!
and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Whooosh! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts in to a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink "! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!! The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left....then to the right ... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says...
(wait for it)
(it's coming)
(Ya ready?)
(Don't hate me)
(take a deep breath)
"He should have quit while he was a head!"
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
"You study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."
Monday, October 30, 2006
RED AUERBACH
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Bush Signs U.S.- Mexico Border Fence Bill
Poll shows more than 1 in 3 Americans believe houses can be haunted:
Regals can wrap up playoff berth with win at Pekin tonight:
Monday, October 23, 2006
Woman Dragged By Motorcycle is 4th Death at Florida Biker Festival
Couple, two children were beaten, stabbed in random killing:
Curse protected 4,200 year old graves of royal dentists:
Woman in Washington state comes forward with information about him:
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
North Korea Calls U.N. Sanctions 'Declaration of War'
Monday, October 09, 2006
Bolton Warns North Korea an Attack on Region Allies is an Attack on U.S.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Attorney: Foley Was Molested as a Teen by a Clergyman
Friday, September 29, 2006
# 1 OHIO ST VS. # 13 IOWA
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Our View - Public funds shouldn't go to Muslim youth camp
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Teens’ T-shirts make educators squirm
Suggestive messages challenge dress codes:
This is a simple one, everybody wears a uniform, period.
Problem solved.
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Mars rover nears telltale crater
Opportunity will visit revealing geological formation:
WHEW! I thought we'd never get there!
Seriously, this is pretty cool stuff.
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Was Mona Lisa pregnant when she posed?
Laser scanning reveals veil typical of soon-to-be or new mothers :
Oh good lord, can we find something a little more constructive to do with our time people?
First of all, who gives a rats butt? Secondly, who gets paid to do this *hit? Where do I sign up for the job, " Determiner of paintings of ladies from abaziilion years ago were preggers"
Here's my application!
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Okay, on that note I gotta run...TTFN!
D C
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Monday, September 25, 2006
Former President Bill Clinton Defends Handling of Usama bin Laden in Combative FNC Interview
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Charges Expected in Missouri Baby Abduction Case
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Rosie O'Donnell
Love your enemies;
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Dixie Chicks Lead Singer Natalie Maines Blasts Bush Again in New Documentary
If the people of Israel would today put down their weapons, there would be a collapse of Israel.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
THE MARINE
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Steve Irwin, Australia's 'Crocodile Hunter,' Dead at Age 44
Assistant Petero allegedly rushed field after his child received late hit:
