Bush Marks Fourth Anniversary of Iraq War

Bush Marks Fourth Anniversary of Iraq War:

IN HONOR OF OUR HEROES:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWlS8Oerx8o

There's a hero,If you look inside your heart,You don't have to be afraid of what you are,There's an answer,If you reach into your soul,And the sorrow that you know will melt away.[chorus]And then a hero comes along,With the strenght to carry on,And you cast your fears aside and you know you can survive,So when you feel like hope is gone,Look inside you and be strong,And you'll finally see the truth that a hero lies in you.It's a long road,When you face the world alone,No one reaches out a hand for you to hold,You can find love,If you search within yourself,And the emptiness you felt will disappear.[chorus]Lord knows,Dreams are hard to follow,But don't let anyone tear them away,Hold on,There will be tomorrow,In time you'll find the way.[chorus]That a hero lies in.....you______Ooohh that a hero lies in.....you_____________

THANK YOU

D C

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"The man with the golden voice"

"The man with the golden voice"

Brad Delp

1951-2007

"He smoked a big cigar and drove a Cadillac car"

More than a feeling

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Physicists: Sorry, You Can't Travel Back in Time

Physicists: Sorry, You Can't Travel Back in Time:

Well crap, that shoots my week all to hell!

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Texas Mother Who Buried Infants Under House Charged With Murder:

Uh...yeah...she accidentally rolled over on one and smothered it....riiiiight.

How about if I accidentally drive down there bust your skull open with my softball bat.....oops.....sorry! (nah, really I wouldn't be sorry)

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Ants Test Nonviolence of Buddhist Monks:

I'm all for respecting your religion and all that.....but come on now....as a matter of fact I watched a special on a certain type of ant last night...can't remember where it lived, but it's venom was deadly to humans...like in five minutes deadly to humans.

Ant, meet shoe. Done.

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Well, we had our first softball tourney this weekend..did pretty decent. It was really nice weather out in K C. (nexttourney March 24th)

A good freind of mine son made ALL AMERICAN at the national indoor track meet this weekend in Arkansas.

Pretty cool.

His dad and another buddy of mine spent the night in Lees Summit at my house Thursday night on thier way to the meet from Iowa City......we hit a couple bars, had a good time.

My finace's son got his drivers license this weekend also. (yay for him)

Oh, I bought a new set of wheels as well....(er...new to me) 2000 Lincoln Town Car, pretty nice only 57,000 miles on it....well...58,000 now..heh heh.

(See pics to top right right)

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I think that's about it for today.

Thanks for stopping by!

Remeber, we can do what we do, 'cuz the troops do what they do!

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D C

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Iraq War Veteran Who Lost Finger in Combat Trying to Make San Diego Padres

Iraq War Veteran Who Lost Finger in Combat Trying to Make San Diego Padres:

Congrats Mr. Brannan, even if you don't make it, on a job well done, and thank you.

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Robot serves tea just the way Japanese like it:

Pretty amazing stuff out there folks.

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TV Host Bill Maher Suggests Dick Cheney's Death Would Save Lives:

Oh brother!

Yeah it would.......some terrorists lives maybe. Do you friggin' idiots realize our enemies (that would be the terrorists) thrive on this kind of talk?

Are you retarded?

Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

My god, this is completeley wrong.

I'm sorry.

Free speech is one thing, but to say stuff that will motivate our enemy...that's treason boys and girls.

Disagree with us going to Iraq...fine...whatever...but don't say stuff like, "If our VP was dead more lives would be saved."

God you're an idiot!

Anytime Bill Maher, you want to debate, we'll debate....I'll chew your funny man ass up and spit you out.

I know I can, because you're non-intellegence shows just from that statement.

Um...lets see...5,000 INNOCENT men, women and children are dead because of Bill Clinton....how about that?!?!?!

He cut the intellegence budgets to the point the FBI, CIA and whomever else was completeley hog tied in being able to do anything....the closing of the military bases....all of that contributed to 9/11.

HBO has just been cancelled at my house, and I've written a letter to them as well.

As Red would say from "That 70's Show"

DUMB ASS!!!"

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Vietnam hero gets highest honor for valor

Vietnam hero gets highest honor for valor:

THANK YOU MR. CRANDALL AND MR. FREEMAN.

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Gore uses Oscar speech to plug environmental cause:

Obviously the ding dongs in Hollywood, are as bad as the former vice president Algore.

Actually, Algore was pretty good.....er.....I should say whoever portrayed him in the episode of South Park's "Manbearpig"

Basically Algore comes to the boys school, and starts warning them about "Manbearpig"

wich is just as ridiculous as "global warming"

wich was the whole point of the show.

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Cheney Safe After Homicide Bombing at U.S. Base in Afghanistan:

Will you idiots ever learn? You're not going to kill our V P, or our president...it's just not going to happen.

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'Holy Grail of Baseball Cards' Sells for $2.35 Million:

Wow...that's a lot of greenbacks for a piece of cardboard!

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Well, I hope everyone up North (Iowa) got thru the storms okay.....we had a tornado 20 miles down the road from us on Saturday...then it snowed on Sunday.

Craziness.

Support the troops, and go hawks!

D C

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New York Teen Rescues 3 Brothers From Icy Creek

New York Teen Rescues 3 Brothers From Icy Creek:

Here's a feel good story to start your week!

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Three Women Found Bludgeoned to Death in Chicago:

Hmmm.....immigrants from Iran....soooo..we let you in and you kill each other while you're here.....lovely.....just lovely.

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Man Accused of Groping Girl, 4 Others in New York Stores, Lots:

The article says his Dad says this guy is mentally ill.....gee...ya think?

Luckily they got him before he raped somebody.

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Rescuers Battle Bad Weather to Reach Fallen Mount Hood Climbers:

Um.......you know what.....these "mountain climbers" are really starting to get on my nerves....and I use the term "mountain climbers" very loosely.

Obviously there's not a lot of "climbing" going on here. About every couple weeks it seems we're sending somebody out to risk their life to rescue these "climbers" not to mention the thousands of dollars it will cost.

Just because the mountain is "there" doesn't mean we have to climb it.

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Russia: Countries That Host U.S. Missile Shield Will Be Targets:

Or not.....Vladimir, guess what dumb ass....the radical Muslims Facists (Iran,Iraq,Syria ) want you dead too.

Sooooo....if they launch against one of these countries, The Czech Republic, or whomever....not only will they be shot down, we will retaliate and the threat will vaporized.

Once again the U S has to do all the dirty work, because people like you see us as the bad guys in everything.

I swear to god if I was The President, I'd make all you idiots fend for yourselves....WITH NO HELP from us. A little rinky dink country gets run over by Iraq...tough.

We're done and out of it.

No more.

But take this as a stern warning....any percieved threat, real or not, any threatening talk by anybody in any country,wether or not you're associated with that country, will be dealt with swiftly and harshly....no questions asked....you will be wiped off the surface of the Earth.

Period.

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Well, had my 43rd b-day on Friday....got a nice fleece jacket...all black. Pretty cool.

Actually the party sort of just continued on into Saturday....I had two really hung over girls in my house Saturday morning...they tried to hang with the big dog (that's me) and couldn't get the job done. heh heh.

But we had fun.

Okay...have a good evening everybody.

Later.

D C

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Hardaway comments honest but hate-filled

Okay, I had to put that headline in because that was the headline.

Honest...yes.

The guy hates gay people...so what? This is an issue because the media is once again making it an issue.

If you don't want to know the answer to a question, then don't ask the damn question. If you're going to ask people questions like this, and they give you an honest answer with how they feel, and you don't like it. TOUGH.

He's homophobic, big deal...who cares?

It is America, and he's entitled to his opinion, he can feel anyway he wants to towards them.

He's not out committing violence against them. If they make him uncomfortable, then they make him uncomfortable. Too bad, get over it mr. reporter from Miami.

It's a tough world, there are some people who aren't going to like certain other people.

Guess what, the Islamic Facists want us all dead.

What do you have to say to that?

I am getting sick and tired of this bullshit.

I HATE child molesters....so I guess I'm "filled with hate".......oh well.

I guess I'll get over it.

I'd hate to think a high and mighty reporter from Miami thinks I'm "filled with hate"

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D C

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American Citizen Charged With Training in Somalia With Al Qaeda, Learning to Become Homicide Bomber

I'm sorry....why aren't we hanging his ass for treason....did I miss something here? Almost any other country he'd be shot on site.

Have a good time in prison, traitor.

They're going to love your curly long hair in Leavenworth.

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New York Lottery Says No Dice for Man With Inoperable Lung Cancer Who Won $50,000 a Year Jackpot:

Wow.....a veteran has been denied winning the lottery because he's going to die in a year or so...maybe.

Um......I think maybe New Yorks lottery is going to catch a flack of *hit for this....

Somebody will step up and help this guy get that treatment....you watch.

Oprah....or somebody will.

In the meantime, here's the addy of the New York Lottery offices....you know what to do...

New York Lottery Division

15 Beaver St,

New York, NY 10004 -

(646) 486-6100

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Off-Duty Officer Prevented Massacre in Salt Lake City Mall Shooting Spree, Police Say:

Well at least the prick is dead and didn't kill anybody else.

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The 10 Most Spectacularly Awful Gifts You Can Give Your Girlfriend for Valentine's Day:

And as always, a bit of helpful advice from your humble blogger.....these are ten things NOT to get your girlfreind/wife on Valentines Day:

1. Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie

2. Remote-Controlled Farting Teddy Bear

3. Stripper Pole

4. Ridiculous Footwear

5. Naming a Star After Her

6. A Knockoff Handbag

7. Taser C2

8. A Four-Course Meal at White Castle

9. A Wedding Ring

10. Chocolate Gone Wrong

For a further explanation as to why this stuff are bad ideas click here:

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Okay....have a good one everybody!!!

PLEASE SUPPOPRT THE TROOPS!!

HAPPY V-DAY

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D C

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Okay, I'm going to lighten the mood a little today....maybe start off your monday on a good note!

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Dear Friends,

You may not know it but I have been very busy over the past two yearsputting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am veryproud of the results and in order to market the publication, I amasking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.

Here is the Table of Contents from my new book:

"Winning GolfStrategies,"

which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips andinsider information that I have gained through my own years ofexperience in the game and observations of golfing partners and whatimproved their games.

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your fourth putt.

Chapter 2 - How to hit a Titleist from the rough when you hit a Maxfli from the Tee.

Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the shank.

Chapter 5 - When to give the ranger the finger.

Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the greens to distract your opponent.

Chapter 7 - When to implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post undetected.

Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.

Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.

Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.

Chapter 13 - How to let a foursome play through your twosome.

Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.

Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.

Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey three-putt.

Chapter 17 - When to regrip your ball retriever

Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand-Wedge and a weak slip on the Foot-Wedge.

Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $7.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and then stiff the bartender.

Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy.

Thank you,

As a preview....here is one of the insights from the book... What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

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Thanks to my good buddy "Ski" for todays blog.

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D C

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Wilma Kwiatkowski

A very good freind of mine died this morning.

It was very peaceful, the preist issued her last rites and she passed immediatley following that.

She raised four great daughters, Mary, Sam, Elizabeth and my fiance Rebecca.

Although I never got the chance to tell Wilma, she made a huge difference in my life.

Had it not been for her, I never would've met the two people who mean the most to me......Rebecca and her son Dillon.

Nor would I have met the rest of the extended family who accepted me fom day one.

Thank you for that.

The last time I talked to Wilma was Wed. night she told me something I consider to be the greatest compliment I have ever recieved.

I am not going to share with you what she told me, but suffice it to say if somebody as awesome as Wilma Kwiatkowski thinks I am good enough for her grandson and daughter, I am truely blessed.......and that's good enough for me.

REST WELL WILMA

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D C

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(C)ount (O)n (L)osing (T)he (S)uper Bowl!!

DA BEARS!!!

Sen. Brownback (Kansas) on C02

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa (AP) -- On a day when the temperature didn't reach double digits, Kansas Sen. Sam Brownback called for reductions in greenhouse gases blamed for global warming.
Speaking with reporters Tuesday, the Republican presidential candidate said most scientists agree that rising levels of carbon dioxide have caused a rise in global temperatures. Brownback said levels of carbon dioxide, or Co2, have increased since the industrial revolution but have risen more quickly in recent decades.

(no no no no wrong wrong wrong!!!)

"It seems to me just prudent that we recognize we have climate increase and temperature change," he said. "We have CO2 loading and we need to reduce the amount of Co2 in the atmosphere."
Brownback was in Iowa for the first time since officially launching his candidacy Jan. 20. He spent most of Tuesday in Cedar Rapids, where he met with conservative activists and took questions from reporters on a variety of topics.
Although Brownback said global temperatures had risen and climate change needed to be addressed, he declined to use the term "global warming."
"The temperature has risen," Brownback said.
Although early polls indicate Sen. John McCain, former New York Mayor Rudy Guiliani and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney are favorite in Iowa's precinct caucuses, which launch the presidential nominating process, Brownback said he wasn't concerned. Brownback said time and more visits across the state would enable him to solidify his standing as a true conservative contender.
"It's a pro-life party. I'm for cutting taxes. This is an economically conservative party. Those are my positions," he said. "So I think when a proper voter contact is made, when it's not just on name ID, but where you stand on the issues, I'm going to do very well."

Okay, just because he's a 'publican doesn't mean he's not a dumbass.

This is taken from the "Real Incovienent Truth"

Basically it is a rebuttal to Al Gores lies and untruths movie, "The Inconvienent Truth."

The notion that our atmosphere acts like a greenhouse – that is, so-called atmospheric “greenhouse gases,” like water vapor and CO2, “trap” incoming solar radiation to warm the atmosphere – is wrong. Not only doesn’t the atmosphere work that way, greenhouses don’t either.

Greenhouses work by physically blocking heat transfer (by convection) from inside to outside – the same effect that heats the inside of your car when it’s parked in the sun on a hot day. Opening the doors and windows allows air currents to flow and the heat to dissipate.But neither the atmosphere nor “greenhouse gases” block convection, so there is no literal atmospheric “greenhouse effect.”

AsCO2 increases in the atmosphere, it absorbs less and less additional energy to produce correspondingly less and less additional warming. ­At some point, adding more CO2 to the atmosphere doesn’t significantly change atmospheric temperature.
To analogize, consider a window with many shades, each blocking half the incoming light. As successive shades are pulled, the transmitted light is halved and the effect of each shade is diminished. Eventually, there’s no additional effect because previous shades have already absorbed the light to all but a vanishing degree. As more shades won’t block more light, more CO2 won’t cause significantly more warming.
In fact, there’s been more than enough greenhouse gas in the atmosphere to cause much greater warming than actually occurs since long before humans discovered fire.

So what's the point at which more CO2 doesn’t cause more warming? Are we near it? The commonly-used range of estimates of CO2’s impact on global temperature should help put any worry into perspective.
A doubling of atmospheric CO2 from pre-Industrial Revolution days (280 parts per million to 560 ppm), MIGHT increase

globalemperature from between 0.5 degrees Centigrade to 1.5 degrees Centigrade – that is, not much.
The current atmospheric CO2 level is about 380 ppm and the estimated temperature increase since 1880 (when regular temperature recordkeeping began) is estimated to be about 0.60 degrees Centigrade.
Since at least half of this temperature increase pre-dated 1950 – prior to any significant increase in atmospheric CO2 levels – we can estimate that the 30 percent increase in atmospheric CO2 since the Industrial Revolution is associated with a temperature increase of about 0.30 degrees Centigrade. This supports the idea that doubling atmospheric CO2 from pre-Industrial Revolution levels would cause less than a one degree Centigrade increase – and we’re not close to such a doubling.

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So there you have it folks.

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Support our troops!

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D C

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Sen. Clinton to Bush: 'Extricate' U.S. From Iraq Before Leaving Office

"It would be "the height of irresponsibility" to pass the war along to the next commander in chief, she said."

DC's RESPONSE:

Of course you think this Rodham, you wouldn't want anything to do with anything that would require some tough decisions or sacrifice.

"I am going to level with you, the president has said this is going to be left to his successor," Clinton said. "I think it is the height of irresponsibility and I really resent it."

DC's RESPONSE:

It's going to be left to his successor because it's going take longer than 5 years to wipe out the terrorists, not because he doesn't want to deal with it you friggin' retard.

See folks, this is typical ultra left craaaaap, and deception.

We are fighting the war there, Rodham, so we don't have to fight it on our shores.

Check out Germany, Rodham...we're still there!

"The question is, we face a lot of dangers in the world and, in the gentleman's words, we face a lot of evil men and what in my background equips me to deal with evil and bad men, I believe that my qualification and my life experience equip me to hit the ground running in January of 2009," Clinton said. "I have a unique perspective having been in the White House for eight years and understanding the challenge that comes from trying to govern our great country."

DC's RESPONSE:

UM.... EXCUSE F'ING ME? JUST EXACTLY WHAT POSITION WERE YOU ELECTED TO IN THE WHITE HOUSE, RODHAM?

Let me list them here:

NONE

0

GOOSE EGG

NADA

ZIPPO

ZILCH

Again folks, she actually BELIEVES she was in the white house governing something/somebody.

No, she doesn't actually SAY that, but that's what she means trust me. Elitist, ultra left wing snob.

And another thing Rodham.....you understand exactly ZILCH about running this country if you are going to use your husband as an example because "You were in the white house for 8 years"....ever hear of"Black Hawk Down" Slick Willie cut and ran out of Somalia as fast as he could after that...gutless wonder.

"My participation in the Iowa caucuses is the only thing in politics that I will do that Bill has not done," she said.

DC's RESPONSE:

Well, that and get a blow job in the oval office.

DOH!!!

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D C

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6 H.S. Girls Charged in Murder Plot That Included Energizer Bunny

Good Lord.

This is what happens when parents use "timeout" instaed of a good swat on the friggin' fanny!

I never even would've THOUGHT about doing something like this. I would not be here today writing this had I done something like this.

Not to mention "myspace" is about the worst site out there, that's why the 16 year old that lives in my basement is banned from that site.

; )

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Brain Damage Seems to Ease Smoking Cravings, Study Says:

Wow....crazy stuff. I guess it's true what they say....we have no idea really, the power of our brains yet.

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NATO Airstrike Kills Suspected Senior Taliban Leader:

When are you idiots over there going to wake up.....you can't win, and you won't win.

We are bigger, stronger, faster, smarter.....game over

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Missouri Cops Probe Photos of Child Missing Since 1991 in Devlin Case:

I don't know if you guys have been following this story, but this guy is a piece of work.

This shit needs to be stopped!

The only way that's going to happen is if you hang these bastrds from the highest damn tree you can, publicly. I don't care if the kidnapper has killed them or not, just taking them is enough in my world.

Taking kids, and keeping them...and doing god knows what to them.

Just ONCE I'd like to catch one of these guys....ONCE.

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As always support our troops!!

They sure as hell are supporting you!

Have a good weeknd everybody!

D C

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DA BEARS!!!!

(Brian Urlacher celebrates after a big fourth quarter stop

against the Saints on Sunday)

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DA BEARS!!

Well, my Bears are back in the Super Bowl. It's been 21 long years.

And it's been 21 long years since I got sick on Blackberry Brandy celebrating that victory.

Rest assured there will NOT be another endeavor into the Blackberry Brandy this time around.

In any case, you can bet #34 will be smiling down on Miami come Feb. 4th.

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Michigan Man Builds His Own Flying Saucer:

Uh....okay. I guess it'd be pretty neat if he can actually make this work.

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Vatican AG Reports Crime at Holy See Running at Biblical Proportions:

Heh heh...oh those crazy Catholics!!

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Tough Duck Stays Alive for 2 Days in Refrigerator After Being Shot:

Okay, I can't let this go....it's way too easy.

At first I wasn't "down" with this story, but then I just figured I'd be quacky not to.

Then I thought anything I may say might be a little "fowl"

But, as turns out everything I said turned out to be just"ducky"

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D C

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Police Say Missouri Man Shot His Own Baby With BBs

Uh,

Mr. Shaun Michael Mohan....I don't live that far from where you are. In fact I can be where you are in a couple hours.....piece of garbage.

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Countdown to the Apocalypse: Scientists Change Doomsday Clock:

Yeah, yeah whatever. Nuclear weapons are what's KEEPING the peace you dumb asses.

As far as "desertification" again....whatever.

There are more trees on the planet right now this second, then there ever have been in the whole history of the planet.

And last but not least......we cannot destroy the planet. Believe it or not, we are not that strong. Anything short of a super nova fireball from the sun, the Earth is going nowhere.

Now, we might succeed in wiping each other out, but as far as wiping the planet itself out, can't happen.

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Virginia Lawmaker Says Blacks 'Should Get Over' Slavery:

Wow....you don't hear this every day.

But when you're right, you're right. Lets move it along.

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Well, I took a couple days break from blogging, we've had two ice storms and some weird weather here in K C.

I also had my yearly colonoscopy, wich really isn't that big of a deal. I know you've all heard the horror stories surrounding the procedure......but it's not that bad.

The prep the day before isn't a whole lot of fun.....you can't eat ....but it's no big deal.

You drink some stuff, you go # 2 for awhile....and you're done.

You go to the procedure, they fill you full of Demarol or Versed...and you go nighty night.

It's cake.

A bit of advice though...get the earliest time they have available in the morning to do it, so you're not sitting there waiting and waiting and still hungry.

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A new direction from here, means what?

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back.

A new direction from there means, what?
Unemployment is at 25 year lows.

A new direction from there means, what?

Oil prices are plummeting.

A new direction from there means, what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows.

A new direction from there means, what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.

A new direction from there means, what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.

A new direction from there means, what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.

A new direction from t here means, what?

Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.

A new direction from there means, what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
A new direction from there means, what?

Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
A new direction from there means, what?

Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
A new direction from there means, what?

Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.

A new direction from there means, what?

Now let me see, do I have this right?

I can expect: The economy to go South

Illegals to go North

Taxes to go Up

Employment to go Down

Terrorism to come In

Tax breaks to go Out

Social Security to go away

Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone

But what the heck !I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan. I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able to sleep so much
better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.

Please pass this good news along to all of your friends so they can feel better also.

Stuff about Stuff brought to you today by my good freind "Topper"

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D C

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Iraqi Government Probes Saddam Execution Video

OH WHAAAAA!

Cry a little more about him being taunted. Who cares? He didn't care about ruthlessly killing thousands of people.

I'll say this about their justice system over there, they don't screw around...when they say it's time to die....you're pretty much done.

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Florida Mobile Home Owners May Be America's Next Millionaires:

Hmmm...lets see....a million bucks.....I could go live anywhere basically....

BUH BYE NOW

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Well I hope everybody had a good X-mas and New Years. Time to get back to the grindstone.

I'm sure you all have heard about my Hawkeyes....what a game in the Alamo Bowl on Saturday. Even though we came up a little short (26-24) it was our best showing of the year by far.

Had we played like that all year long, we would've been at least 9-3 and probably

10-2...still may not have beat Michigan or Ohio State.....but for sure everybody else including the cheeseheads.

Anyway, I was proud of the boys in black and gold, we took the defending national champions to the wire.

GREAT JOB HAWKS!

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D C

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Saddam Hussein Transferred to Iraqi Custody; Judge Says He'll Be Executed by Saturday

The Butcher of Baghdad will be dead by tomorrow.

EXCELLENT!

Hang this son of a bitch from the highest tree you can find, he was a murderer, rapist, waste of protoplasm of a human being. He had execution squads roaming the streets for people who opposed him, his sons picked women off the street to rape. Oh, by the way we got them too in a fire fight.

And for you idiot libs out there, this is how JUSTICE is served. NOT NEGOTIATING, he is a terrorist, he supported terrorism, he does not negotiate. period.

Now the world is a safer place because of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA......AGAIN!

Maybe the next terrorist that comes along will think twice about conspiring to kill Americans.

My only regret is I'm not pulling the lever.

HANG YOU BASTARD, AND TWIST IN THE WIND.

HANG LINK

(PS: this should be the penalty for ALL child molesters and rapists as well.)

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For the soldiers - twas the night before christmas

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,HE LIVED ALL ALONE,IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OFPLASTER AND STONE.

I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEYWITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,AND TO SEE JUST WHOIN THIS HOME DID LIVE.LOOKED ALL ABOUT,A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,NOT EVEN A TREE.

NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURESOF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,A SOBER THOUGHTCAME THROUGH MY MIND.

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,SILENT, ALONE,CURLED UP ON THE FLOORIN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?

CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

SOON ROUND THE WORLD,THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

I COULDN'T HELP WONDER HOW MANY LAY ALONE,ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED TO CRY.

THE SOLDIER AWAKENED AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,

"SANTA DON'T CRY,THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,MY LIFE IS MY GOD,MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS."

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,SO SILENT AND STILL AND WE BOTH SHIVERED FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVEON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."

ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT."MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."

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WHEN YOU GO TO CHURCH ON X-MAS DAY,

PRAY FOR OUR SOLDIERS I SAY,

FOR THEY ARE THE ONES GIVING OUR ENEMIES MUCH DISMAY!

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MERRY X-MAS EVERYBODY!!

D C

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