Thursday, March 16, 2006

Taliban Chief Vows Intense Spring Offensive

Oh.....right right right right....."A new offensive" Bring it towel heads, we kicked your happy little holes in about a week last time.
Suicide bombers, yeah that's working out for you isn't it? I'm sure you've got a daycare or a nursery in your sights don't you?
And is it just me, or is it hard to take seriously somebody named Mullah Dadullah?
And by the way, no we don't want your soil, we don't want to eliminate your beliefs, (well, except for the ones that say kill everybody who doesn't agree with you) and we sure as hell don't want you to be our puppets. That's pretty much what YOU guys want.
How many of you out there know what the word "Islam" actually means?
Here it is:
A monotheistic religion characterized by the doctrine of submission to God and to Muhammad as the chief and last prophet of God.
Wich doesn't sound bad...until you get to the "submission" part. Hmmm.....some how or another that has been interpeted by the Islamic fundamentalists to mean it's their way or the highway...for EVERYBODY.
As opposed to say "Christianity" wich means this:
The Christian religion, founded on the life and teachings of Jesus.
Nowhere does it say anything about having to "submit" I did find a couple other references that mentioned "accepting" the teachings of Jesus as part of the defintion of Christianity..nothing about "submitting" See the difference? Now before you start thinking I'm some flaming Catholic, bible thumpin', save your soul kind of guy, I'm not.....not the point of this at all. It just happens those two religions happen to be the best way to show the difference.
One basically says you can "accept" the teachings or not, and the other says you will "submit" to the teachings, period.
Kind of interesting, huh?
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RFK Killer Denied Parole Again:
Um....excuse me, why was he even up parole thirteen times? Retarded...hey Sirhan, Sirhan (again, how can you take someone seriously with a name like that, I think from now on I want to be Cannon Cannon) you killed somebody.......... rot in prison psycho boy.
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Jessica Simpson Snubs Bush:
I don't know if I'd really call this a snub.....but I can defineltey understand her stance here....wich actually is kind of cool.......not wanting to bring politics into her charity thingy.
Wich her charity does sound like an awesome thing to do.....especially 'cause it's little kids. Okay Jessica, you were just kind of a non entity in my world (I know, like she cares) but since I read this and have heard what you're doing for these kids.....you're good in my book. (by the way, could she be any hotter?)
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Kind of a short one today guys, hey.......the NCAA tourney has started ya know?
Be at the OP tomorrow sippin' greenie beers and watchin' da Hawks!!
(Don'y ya luv it when ya have green .......well........you know whats the next day...hee hee)
Okay.....TTFN...GO HAWKS!!!
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