Monday, June 05, 2006

4-Day-Old Texas Baby Abducted by Woman Posing as Nurse

Sick damn people.
Guys, there is one way to stop this bull*hit. It's pretty simple, bullets cost a quarter.
I would love for her to be heading North.....to.......oh I dunno, Missouri.
Game over.
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Tate sinks ace, wins car, has to give it back:
Hawkeye QB shoots ace on # 13
Well, I guess if he doesn't make the NFL, the PGA is always there!
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Lion Kills Man Who Climbed Into Cage at Ukrainian Zoo:
"Ukrainian TV channel NTN broadcast interviews with witnesses who said the man told them that he wanted to test God, believing that God would not allow the lions to hurt him."
Let me go ahead and break this down for you:
First of all, we don't test the big G.
Secondly, he was obviously thinking of the story from the bible of Daniel and the lions den......key word here being STORY, as in NOT REAL, DIDN'T HAPPEN. Just like Noah and the arc, and Moses leading a bazillion Jews across the desert.....stories, untruths, fiction. Good stories that were meant too teach us a lesson, but stories none the less.
Thirdly, and this may be the most important one of all, THEY'RE LIONS DICKHEAD!
(I wonder if they were biting hard?)
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Hey, thanks for coming by, support the troops!
D C
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