Monday, February 12, 2007

Okay, I'm going to lighten the mood a little today....maybe start off your monday on a good note!
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Dear Friends,
You may not know it but I have been very busy over the past two yearsputting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am veryproud of the results and in order to market the publication, I amasking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.
Here is the Table of Contents from my new book:
"Winning GolfStrategies,"
which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips andinsider information that I have gained through my own years ofexperience in the game and observations of golfing partners and whatimproved their games.
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your fourth putt.
Chapter 2 - How to hit a Titleist from the rough when you hit a Maxfli from the Tee.
Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the shank.
Chapter 5 - When to give the ranger the finger.
Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the greens to distract your opponent.
Chapter 7 - When to implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post undetected.
Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.
Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.
Chapter 13 - How to let a foursome play through your twosome.
Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.
Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey three-putt.
Chapter 17 - When to regrip your ball retriever
Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand-Wedge and a weak slip on the Foot-Wedge.
Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $7.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and then stiff the bartender.
Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy.
Thank you,
As a preview....here is one of the insights from the book... What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
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Thanks to my good buddy "Ski" for todays blog.
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D C
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