Wednesday, February 14, 2007

American Citizen Charged With Training in Somalia With Al Qaeda, Learning to Become Homicide Bomber

I'm sorry....why aren't we hanging his ass for treason....did I miss something here? Almost any other country he'd be shot on site.
Have a good time in prison, traitor.
They're going to love your curly long hair in Leavenworth.
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New York Lottery Says No Dice for Man With Inoperable Lung Cancer Who Won $50,000 a Year Jackpot:
Wow.....a veteran has been denied winning the lottery because he's going to die in a year or so...maybe.
Um......I think maybe New Yorks lottery is going to catch a flack of *hit for this....
Somebody will step up and help this guy get that treatment....you watch.
Oprah....or somebody will.
In the meantime, here's the addy of the New York Lottery offices....you know what to do...
New York Lottery Division
15 Beaver St,
New York, NY 10004 -
(646) 486-6100
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Off-Duty Officer Prevented Massacre in Salt Lake City Mall Shooting Spree, Police Say:
Well at least the prick is dead and didn't kill anybody else.
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The 10 Most Spectacularly Awful Gifts You Can Give Your Girlfriend for Valentine's Day:
And as always, a bit of helpful advice from your humble blogger.....these are ten things NOT to get your girlfreind/wife on Valentines Day:
1. Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie
2. Remote-Controlled Farting Teddy Bear
3. Stripper Pole
4. Ridiculous Footwear
5. Naming a Star After Her
6. A Knockoff Handbag
7. Taser C2
8. A Four-Course Meal at White Castle
9. A Wedding Ring
10. Chocolate Gone Wrong
For a further explanation as to why this stuff are bad ideas click here:
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Okay....have a good one everybody!!!
PLEASE SUPPOPRT THE TROOPS!!
HAPPY V-DAY
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