Friday, February 08, 2008

MY CAMPAIGN PLATFORM

Okay,
since we have no "viable" candidate running for office at the present time, I hearby declare I shall in fact run for president of these United States.
First let me run thru the fakes that are the front runners,
Obama:
Nothing but a yes man, in so far as I can tell. And no I wouldn't not vote for him because he is black.
Clinton:
Unfortunately I don't have infinite room on my blog to list the reasons not to vote for this piece of work....just a few......bigger gov't, higher taxes, socialized medicine (she won't call it that, but that's what it is)
I'd really like to see Laura Bush run.
McCain:
The war hero thing great, thank you very much sir.....but unfortunately you're just as liberal as all the rest of them.
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Now,
lets examine my platform:
1. Income tax abolished, I will add a .o1 cent tax to everything that we buy, that should be enough, by far to cover everything we need to do.
2. I will institute the death penalty for child molesters....when there is indisputable DNA evidence.
3. I will also allow you to put your money in some form of retirement annuity, 401K, whatever of YOUR choosing....the money the feds take out for social security out of your check will be for this. IF you decide to leave it in social security, that will be your option.
4. I will put the national guard on the borders, if you try and cross, and you're not supposed to be crossing, you will be subject to being shot on the spot, no questions asked.
5. We will still have welfare, VERY LIMITED. Sometimes people do need help, and being the Christian based people we are, we will help them. BUT, if you can be flippin' burgers at Mickey D's...then that's what you'd best be doing.
6. Abortion, I personally am against it.
BUT, we're a democracy, we will have a national, seperate vote on this one issue, and this one issue alone.
A year to the day I am elected, is when this will take place.
You either vote to keep/make it legal, or not.
That's it.
Period.
That's it folks...pretty simple......let me know what you think....
Oh, by the way my campaign slogan will be,
"LETS PUT D C IN D.C.!"
(pretty clever, huh?)
Have a good weekend!!
D C