Friday, March 24, 2006

Afghan Clerics Call Christian Convert 'Apostate'

I told you, I'm staying with this story 'til the end:
Rahman had "committed the greatest sin" by converting to Christianity and deserved to be killed, cleric Abdul Raoulf said in his sermon at Herati Mosque.
Okay, now he has committed the greatest sin......I tell you what, how about this, let us not judge, lest ye be judged. (pretty good huh?) Why don't you let this guy be, and let the big guy upstairs decide if this is the "greatest sin" you friggin' nut job. I'm going to go out on a limb and say, ....NOT!!! I've got 50.00 says God would view molesting a child as a tad worse sin. I could be wrong.....but I doubt it. "The greatest sin".....now I've heard everything....
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Police: Slain Minister's Wife Confessed to His Murder:
Well, at least those little girls are safe. Hmmm.....I wonder if she didn't like his last sermon or what? (ow...that was bad...sorry I couldn't resist)
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911 Calls Go Unanswered as Dispatchers Take Breaks:
I know everybody deserves a break, but you guys aren't working at McDonalds, comprendo? 3 of 4 were on break at the same time, wasn't one of them smart enough to say, "You guys go ahead and I'll stay back" Oops..never mind, Tennessee....say no more.
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Tortoise Believed to Be 250 Years Old Dies in India:
You have got to be kidding me.....250 yrs old....pretty cool actually. Thi sthing was walkin' around when when George Washigton was runnin' the deal...holy turtle soup batman! (if it's true, anyway)
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Muslim camp deserves lease after 7 years:
I guess you pretty well know how I feel about this. A Muslim "youth" camp....riiiiiiiiiiiight. I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd love to sell you as well.
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Risers and Sliders in upcoming NFL Draft:
Abdul Hodge, LB, Iowa: After running a pedestrian 4.80 40 at the combine, Hodge sped it up last week, turning in times of 4.69 and 4.66. He also completed 25 reps in the bench press and now sits atop the list at middle linebacker.
Atta boy Abdul!!
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That's all for today......Budweiser Grand Opener tomorrow, first game at 10:00 am, Heritage Park Olathe, Ks. Weehah!!
Go K C Lowballs! (that's our team name)
; )
D C
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