Vietnam hero gets highest honor for valor

Vietnam hero gets highest honor for valor:

THANK YOU MR. CRANDALL AND MR. FREEMAN.

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Gore uses Oscar speech to plug environmental cause:

Obviously the ding dongs in Hollywood, are as bad as the former vice president Algore.

Actually, Algore was pretty good.....er.....I should say whoever portrayed him in the episode of South Park's "Manbearpig"

Basically Algore comes to the boys school, and starts warning them about "Manbearpig"

wich is just as ridiculous as "global warming"

wich was the whole point of the show.

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Cheney Safe After Homicide Bombing at U.S. Base in Afghanistan:

Will you idiots ever learn? You're not going to kill our V P, or our president...it's just not going to happen.

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'Holy Grail of Baseball Cards' Sells for $2.35 Million:

Wow...that's a lot of greenbacks for a piece of cardboard!

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Well, I hope everyone up North (Iowa) got thru the storms okay.....we had a tornado 20 miles down the road from us on Saturday...then it snowed on Sunday.

Craziness.

Support the troops, and go hawks!

D C

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New York Teen Rescues 3 Brothers From Icy Creek

New York Teen Rescues 3 Brothers From Icy Creek:

Here's a feel good story to start your week!

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Three Women Found Bludgeoned to Death in Chicago:

Hmmm.....immigrants from Iran....soooo..we let you in and you kill each other while you're here.....lovely.....just lovely.

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Man Accused of Groping Girl, 4 Others in New York Stores, Lots:

The article says his Dad says this guy is mentally ill.....gee...ya think?

Luckily they got him before he raped somebody.

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Rescuers Battle Bad Weather to Reach Fallen Mount Hood Climbers:

Um.......you know what.....these "mountain climbers" are really starting to get on my nerves....and I use the term "mountain climbers" very loosely.

Obviously there's not a lot of "climbing" going on here. About every couple weeks it seems we're sending somebody out to risk their life to rescue these "climbers" not to mention the thousands of dollars it will cost.

Just because the mountain is "there" doesn't mean we have to climb it.

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Russia: Countries That Host U.S. Missile Shield Will Be Targets:

Or not.....Vladimir, guess what dumb ass....the radical Muslims Facists (Iran,Iraq,Syria ) want you dead too.

Sooooo....if they launch against one of these countries, The Czech Republic, or whomever....not only will they be shot down, we will retaliate and the threat will vaporized.

Once again the U S has to do all the dirty work, because people like you see us as the bad guys in everything.

I swear to god if I was The President, I'd make all you idiots fend for yourselves....WITH NO HELP from us. A little rinky dink country gets run over by Iraq...tough.

We're done and out of it.

No more.

But take this as a stern warning....any percieved threat, real or not, any threatening talk by anybody in any country,wether or not you're associated with that country, will be dealt with swiftly and harshly....no questions asked....you will be wiped off the surface of the Earth.

Period.

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Well, had my 43rd b-day on Friday....got a nice fleece jacket...all black. Pretty cool.

Actually the party sort of just continued on into Saturday....I had two really hung over girls in my house Saturday morning...they tried to hang with the big dog (that's me) and couldn't get the job done. heh heh.

But we had fun.

Okay...have a good evening everybody.

Later.

D C

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Hardaway comments honest but hate-filled

Okay, I had to put that headline in because that was the headline.

Honest...yes.

The guy hates gay people...so what? This is an issue because the media is once again making it an issue.

If you don't want to know the answer to a question, then don't ask the damn question. If you're going to ask people questions like this, and they give you an honest answer with how they feel, and you don't like it. TOUGH.

He's homophobic, big deal...who cares?

It is America, and he's entitled to his opinion, he can feel anyway he wants to towards them.

He's not out committing violence against them. If they make him uncomfortable, then they make him uncomfortable. Too bad, get over it mr. reporter from Miami.

It's a tough world, there are some people who aren't going to like certain other people.

Guess what, the Islamic Facists want us all dead.

What do you have to say to that?

I am getting sick and tired of this bullshit.

I HATE child molesters....so I guess I'm "filled with hate".......oh well.

I guess I'll get over it.

I'd hate to think a high and mighty reporter from Miami thinks I'm "filled with hate"

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D C

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American Citizen Charged With Training in Somalia With Al Qaeda, Learning to Become Homicide Bomber

I'm sorry....why aren't we hanging his ass for treason....did I miss something here? Almost any other country he'd be shot on site.

Have a good time in prison, traitor.

They're going to love your curly long hair in Leavenworth.

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New York Lottery Says No Dice for Man With Inoperable Lung Cancer Who Won $50,000 a Year Jackpot:

Wow.....a veteran has been denied winning the lottery because he's going to die in a year or so...maybe.

Um......I think maybe New Yorks lottery is going to catch a flack of *hit for this....

Somebody will step up and help this guy get that treatment....you watch.

Oprah....or somebody will.

In the meantime, here's the addy of the New York Lottery offices....you know what to do...

New York Lottery Division

15 Beaver St,

New York, NY 10004 -

(646) 486-6100

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Off-Duty Officer Prevented Massacre in Salt Lake City Mall Shooting Spree, Police Say:

Well at least the prick is dead and didn't kill anybody else.

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The 10 Most Spectacularly Awful Gifts You Can Give Your Girlfriend for Valentine's Day:

And as always, a bit of helpful advice from your humble blogger.....these are ten things NOT to get your girlfreind/wife on Valentines Day:

1. Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie

2. Remote-Controlled Farting Teddy Bear

3. Stripper Pole

4. Ridiculous Footwear

5. Naming a Star After Her

6. A Knockoff Handbag

7. Taser C2

8. A Four-Course Meal at White Castle

9. A Wedding Ring

10. Chocolate Gone Wrong

For a further explanation as to why this stuff are bad ideas click here:

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Okay....have a good one everybody!!!

PLEASE SUPPOPRT THE TROOPS!!

HAPPY V-DAY

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D C

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Okay, I'm going to lighten the mood a little today....maybe start off your monday on a good note!

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Dear Friends,

You may not know it but I have been very busy over the past two yearsputting my thoughts and ideas together in a book about Golf. I am veryproud of the results and in order to market the publication, I amasking friends and family to be the first to own a copy.

Here is the Table of Contents from my new book:

"Winning GolfStrategies,"

which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips andinsider information that I have gained through my own years ofexperience in the game and observations of golfing partners and whatimproved their games.

Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your fourth putt.

Chapter 2 - How to hit a Titleist from the rough when you hit a Maxfli from the Tee.

Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker.

Chapter 4 - How to get more distance off the shank.

Chapter 5 - When to give the ranger the finger.

Chapter 6 - Using your shadow on the greens to distract your opponent.

Chapter 7 - When to implement Handicap Management.

Chapter 8 - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9:00 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to urinate behind a 4" x 4" post undetected.

Chapter 10 - How to rationalize a 6 hour round.

Chapter 11 - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.

Chapter 12 - Why your spouse doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.

Chapter 13 - How to let a foursome play through your twosome.

Chapter 14 - How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.

Chapter 15 - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.

Chapter 16 - God and the meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey three-putt.

Chapter 17 - When to regrip your ball retriever

Chapter 18 - Use a strong grip on the Hand-Wedge and a weak slip on the Foot-Wedge.

Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $7.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and then stiff the bartender.

Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy.

Thank you,

As a preview....here is one of the insights from the book... What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

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Thanks to my good buddy "Ski" for todays blog.

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D C

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Wilma Kwiatkowski

A very good freind of mine died this morning.

It was very peaceful, the preist issued her last rites and she passed immediatley following that.

She raised four great daughters, Mary, Sam, Elizabeth and my fiance Rebecca.

Although I never got the chance to tell Wilma, she made a huge difference in my life.

Had it not been for her, I never would've met the two people who mean the most to me......Rebecca and her son Dillon.

Nor would I have met the rest of the extended family who accepted me fom day one.

Thank you for that.

The last time I talked to Wilma was Wed. night she told me something I consider to be the greatest compliment I have ever recieved.

I am not going to share with you what she told me, but suffice it to say if somebody as awesome as Wilma Kwiatkowski thinks I am good enough for her grandson and daughter, I am truely blessed.......and that's good enough for me.

REST WELL WILMA

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D C

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(C)ount (O)n (L)osing (T)he (S)uper Bowl!!

DA BEARS!!!