GENERAL BLACK JACK PERSHING

Okay kids it's time for a little history lesson in dealing with terrorists.

General Black Jack Pershing:

was born Sept 13, 1860 in Laclede, MS.

Died July 15, 1948 in Washington D C.

----------------------------------------

1891: Prof. of military Science and Tactics U of Nebraska

1898: Serves in Spanish-American War

1901: Awarded rank of Captain

1906: promoted to Brigadier general

1909: Military Gov. of Moro Province, Phillipines

1916: Promoted to Major General

1919: Promoted to General of the Armies

1921: Appt. Chief of Staff

1924: Retires from active duty Education West Point

Okay, that's a little background on the hero of our story.

Ready for this? This is absolutely classic........I think Patton just got replaced as my favorite General by this guy!

Here we go.....

*******************

Just before WWI, there was a number of terrorist attacks on U S forces in the Phillipines by Muslim extremists.

Black Jack managed to capture fifty of the souless devils and had them tied to posts for execution. (something unheard of today) he then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter the poor beasts in front of the Muslim terrorists.

Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. They will not eat it, or any of it's by-products. To them eating or touching a pig, it's meat, it's blood, etc........ is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those virgins) and be doomed to hell.

The soldiers then soaked their bullets in pigs blood, and executed all but one of the terrorists.

The soldiers dug a big hole, dumped the forty-nine terrorists body's in it, and covered them in the pigs blood, entrails, etc.

They let the last terrorist go.

As a result, there was not a Muslim terrorist attack ANYWHERE for forty- two years following.

Where do we find another Black Jack Pershing?

------------

You know, this is the ONLY thing these people understand. Every time we try to impose "sanctions" on somebody........they just laugh in our face.

We better wake up guys, I'm tellin' ya.

It's going to be us vs. the Islamic facists...I hope whoever is in charge has the guts to push the button.

D C

----------------------------------